man shower constitution

Today my sister is having a baby shower. I am sick of these women having a party every time someone has a baby or gets married. Therefore I have taken it upon myself to form a party for men a.k.a THE MAN SHOWER. At the man shower we will not have salad or desert. We will have things that are filling like roast beef, meatballs, and most important italian sausage. We will enjoy activities like playstatin and golf but no sillyness like baby games. Also we will not argue over silly things like party favors. At the man shower your party favor will be the fact that you get free food.